{"id":69,"date":"2024-06-12T20:54:22","date_gmt":"2024-06-12T20:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bethmanderson.wpenginepowered.com\/?p=69"},"modified":"2024-06-19T14:07:50","modified_gmt":"2024-06-19T14:07:50","slug":"you-might-be-a-nomad-vanlifer-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bethmanderson.com\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"You Might Be A Nomad If:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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You fill it with gas and it doubles in value.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
You poop in a bucket.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
You feel wealthy when the black tank is empty and the fresh is full.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
You forget what town you’re even in when asked for directions.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
You wake up in the morning having no idea where you are.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
You pack 60 years of life in less than 50 sq ft..<\/li>\n\n\n\n
You know how to jump start a vehicle battery that you have let run down, but also know how to jump start the generator when you have let the chassis battery run down! (Can’t go without the fridge for too long)<\/li>\n\n\n\n
You can be ready to move your entire life in 10 mins or less.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
You don’t know what time zone you’re in (especially when in Arizona!).<\/li>\n\n\n\n
If the only thing you\u2019re missing is the kitchen sink.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
You talk with total strangers about bathroom habits.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
When you can start up a conversation with a stranger while wearing pj’s and carrying a dog poop bag and think it’s a normal.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Showers are overrated. A hot spring or baby wipes work!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
If visits to town mean laundry, groceries, water, gas, post office and any other chores all in one day so you don’t have to do it again anytime soon.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
If every morning when you wake up, you don’t know who to thank. Just like waking up in the 70’s.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
You’re not quite sure what day of the week it is… or maybe even whether the next month has begun yet.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
You love the convenience store bags and ask sticks & bricks folks to share.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
You might be a nomad if your richest friend lives in a skoolie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
Next to gas your big budget item is firewood.<\/li>\n\n\n\n